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Post by Admin on Oct 16, 2015 1:04:08 GMT
.در این تاپیک می توانید جک و مطالب نوشتاری خنده دار را با دوستان خود به اشتراک بگذارید
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:00:43 GMT
Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.” Helium doesn’t react.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:01:24 GMT
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:02:27 GMT
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:03:05 GMT
Two atoms were talking to each other. The first atom says, “I’ve lost an electron.” The second atom asks, “Are you sure?” First atom answers, “I’m positive!”
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:04:01 GMT
Q: What did one ion say to the other? A: I’ve got my ion you.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:05:02 GMT
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:07:59 GMT
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Heck. My wife is better than that.” The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “You know what? Your wife is better.”
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:09:00 GMT
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: “Honey, I have a sad news – a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks…” Husband: “And what the dentist said?”
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:10:37 GMT
When Ms. James has given birth for the ninth child, the doctor invited her husband and told him, “Sir, next time when you will want IT very much, please think whether you’ll be able to support all you family.” “Doc, when I really want IT, I think that I could support whole North Carolina State.”
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:13:18 GMT
Breasts and Hips Q: Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist? B: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:13:28 GMT
Making Love Q: What is the definition of “making love”? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:15:43 GMT
Q: A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it. A: The thief was spending less then his wife.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:17:33 GMT
Q: Can a woman make a man a millionaire? A: Only if he’s a billionaire.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:22:58 GMT
Teacher: What’s the difference between a problem and a challenge? Pupil: 3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge.
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