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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:24:24 GMT
Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Pupil: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:24:51 GMT
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:29:19 GMT
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, “Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.” She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, “Do you have a Vagina?” “Yes I do.” says the lady. The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:31:27 GMT
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:39:42 GMT
A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A blonde student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”
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Post by ka004 on Nov 2, 2015 0:41:13 GMT
Customer: “Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.” Waiter: “So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?”
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